I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Not “Revelation” – tis – that waitsBut our unfurnished eyes –

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.

Beware of desp'rate steps the darkest day lived till tomorrow will have pass'd away.

Let's be clear, I'm a strong woman.

People should be suspicious if every decision was unanimous.

People who get to the top of any organisation are generally dysfunctional human beings who are overachieving, overcompensating or overbearing.

A circus of stars, your dreams a trapeze, faces lift like mirrored moons.

In all your getting, get understanding.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

Scale is extremely important. Scale is not dimensions. Dimensions are physical and scales are mental.