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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!


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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.



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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?



The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?



If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?



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