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Erma Bombeck Quotes: I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
         

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.


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