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Steven Wright Quotes: I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
         

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.


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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
         





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This page presents the quote "I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.". Author of this quote is Steven Wright. This quote is about machine, home, message,.