I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and beauty

Oh, come on. Drama is just life with the dull bits cut out.”“Well, I’m ready for a long patch of boredom.

Hope is a risk that must be run.

Studying is something I really love doing, and I just hope to have enough money for tuition.

I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

Our appetites, of one or another kind, are excellent spurs to our reason, which might otherwise but feebly set about the great ends of preserving and continuing the species.

Mathematics is the abstract key which turns the lock of the physical universe.

I do think non-linearly. So I think that comes off as nervousness or anxiety in a person.

Praise Allah, for by praise His blessings multiply.