I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Value is the best thing in the world.

On some deep, unconscious level, he had always known it to be true. He was an invention, a fictional character. Jacob Lightfoot didn't exist.

Our insecurities drive us. Our fears control us. We try to hide the first and deny the second and it is exhausting us.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I believe we should appeal to people at the higher levels.

I'm not great at having my picture taken and I don't enjoy that side of it very much but I enjoy being with my friends and it's nice to have a reunion.

It's true that climate change is an unprecedented problem so it's not surprising that it's so difficult to address.

I don't want to be remembered as a good goalkeeper. I want to be remembered as a great person.

Man prays for mercy, but is unwilling to extend it to others. Why then should man expect mercy from God? It is unfair to expect something that you are not willing to give.

Stalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs.