Tuxedos Quotes

Tuxedos Quote of the day

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.

I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.

You say I sucked at the Oscars. I was a genius at the Oscars. That was experimental tuxedo sleep art.

In the modern world there's no such thing as formality. A dinner jacket used to mean a tuxedo, you know?

Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please.

We are combining elements like tuxedos and workwear, for contrast; some looks also are based on 30s-era inspirations.

I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary filmmaker, has an office.

Tommy Dorsey would walk up to you if you had a tuxedo on and make sure you didn't have on white socks.

I'm quite a tuxedo junkie, I collect them all year round.

I think the first time I ever wore a tuxedo was when I played at the Talk Of The Town in 1967, because it was a nightclub and that was the thing to do.

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.