My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

He crossed his arms over his chest, "I don't get why you push everyone away.""This isn't the time to talk about this.""Should I set up an office visit?

A man would never understand the true meaning of life until he becomes comfortable with his true positive self, despite what others might think or say about him.

I like cups of tea and reading books and poetry and old people things.

People don't want to see clothes, they want to see something that fuels the imagination.

Projects of personal transformation rarely succeed by accident, drift, or imposition.

Somewhere in the future I am remembering today.

With Your great schemes, You ruin our happiness like a harvester ruins a mouse's nest: I hate You, God, I hate You as though You existed.

For men to tell how human life began Is hard; for who himself beginning knew?

I felt a responsibility to present a viable alternative to the popular electric sound.

True friendship is self-love at second-hand.