I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

You could write a book about things that you can't find on-line.

Those who lived by the sword were forced to die by it.

We can't change the world by shouting, but our words can have meaning if we give them enough respect.

People have struggled for the benefits of others, you can struggle at least for your own benefit.

We can get angry: it's even healthy to get angry from time to time.

I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m going to eat seven pounds of pork.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

Design is as much an act of spacing as an act of marking.

Bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, 'what is good for them and what is not.'

Chronic negative thinking and the emotions it invokes is, like many destructive behaviors, a form of addiction... it may not be very pleasant, but it's familiar.