I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

All romantic novels end the same way, but it's the process of getting there that provides all the enjoyment.

One of the great wonders of Christianity is that you were born into your times, to set your times aright.

Impatience may be a virtue if you have to write for today's generation.

Now as through this world I ramble I see lots of funny men Some rob you with a six gun Some with a fountain pen.

The idea of 24-hour news, if you really step back, is pretty insane. Just even saying '24-hour news' almost has satire laced in it.

Will cannot be quenched against its will.

Dear Brigan, she thought to herself. People want incongruous, impossible things. Horses do, too.

I find the practice of yoga very spiritual and taking the time to just be and to reflect through meditation and chanting helps me to connect to a higher energy.

I’d rather have my eyes gouged out. (Urian) If I do that, can the Simi eat them? (Simi) You have to share if you do! (Xirena)

A human being can spend only so much time outside her comfort zone before she realizes she is still tethered to it.