I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Stop to appreciate the moments. Summed up, they are the bricks of our soul.

She was an object lesson on the essential luck, whatever hardships may come their way, of those born able to make things.

Start with the impossible. Proceed calmly towards the improbable. No worry, there are at least five exits.

I've been around the world and I've had bras made in different places, and each time I'm experiencing the same troubles: the painful shoulders, the underwire cutting into my flesh.

If you want to write, you need to keep an honest, unpublishable journal that nobody reads, nobody but you.

The violence and sexuality on TV today is exhilarating. You can explore every aspect of society. People's sexual orientations, the violence that goes within that... there are no holds barred.

I think the bar is higher these days in terms of audience expectations of authenticity.

Never say no to an idea - you never know how that idea will ignite another idea.

Being a grown-up woman doesn't mean you can't look beautiful, individual and different.

I have no other but a woman's reason: I think him so, because I think him so.