I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]

Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

He was seemingly born not only with a gift for language, but with a particularly nasty clock which makes him go crazy every three years or so.

That's what attracts us to serious paintings, I think: that shortfall, which we might call "personality", or maybe even "pain".

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

I always say, the time you spend with your dog makes the difference in a great dog or a crate dog.

The club continued to make significant player decisions without involving me. In the end such a breach of trust and confidence meant that I had no option but to leave.

Something there is moves me to love, and I Do know I love, but know not how, nor why.

[In many circumstances,] the most important thing about a proposition is not that it be true, but that it be interesting.

I'm an actor, and I don't look at myself as providing comic relief. I have done diverse and dark roles such as a psycho, murderer, and others in films such as 'Don', 'Eklavya' and '3 Idiots.'

I have a very hardline position, we have a country or we don't have a country. People that have come into our country illegally, they have to go. They have to come back into through a legal process.

The methods by which a trade union can alone act, are necessarily destructive; its organization is necessarily tyrannical.

We're not a media company. We don't own media. We don't own music. We don't own films or television. We're not a media company. We're just Apple.