Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

He was seemingly born not only with a gift for language, but with a particularly nasty clock which makes him go crazy every three years or so.

I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]

That's what attracts us to serious paintings, I think: that shortfall, which we might call "personality", or maybe even "pain".

Red lips are not so red as the stained stones kissed by the English dead.

Overly playing the role of the victim can debar you from accepting responsibility for your actions and emotions.

The humility of wisdom is the happy consciousness that all things come from God, are sustained by God, and exist for God. This wisdom is rooted in the pride-destroying, joy-giving cross of Christ.

I want to have tampons as merch that say ‘Periods are punk.'

If you asked anybody in my family, they would have very stridently proclaimed themselves middle class. My mother and father were separated, so he doesn't count.

Have you no morals, man?' 'Can't afford them,Governor.

I think jokes are a perfectly viable form of literature. Some critics take issue with me because I make my points and discuss my ideas with jokes, rather than with oceanic tragedy.

Why live for the approval of men when you can have the approval of their Creator? What can they give you that God can't?

Injuries are part of the game, but sometimes we can avoid them by just practicing our techniques.

Fear too often spells failure.