I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I will not call myself a perfectionist, but I love to present things with my best effort.

He who is not liberal with what he has, does but deceive himself when he thinks he would be liberal if he had more

Lord of myself, accountable to none, but to my conscience, and my God alone.

Nihilism is not only despair and negation, but above all the desire to despair and to negate.

Never eat spinach just before going on the air.

Air power alone does not guarantee America's security, but I believe it best exploits the nation's greatest asset - our technical skill.

Only a fool is never afraid, Frank. Heroes are the people who carry on despite their fear, because they know the job’s got to get done

He was part of a whole, a people scattered over the earth and yet eternally one and indivisible. Wherever a Jew lived, in whatever safety and isolation, he still belonged to his people.

When the American people find out how their government has secretly interpreted the Patriot Act, they will be stunned and they will be angry.

When you're feeling full of doubt and fear has got you in a bind, love will save the day.