I drink to forget I drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I'm nothing if not an optimist.

I went to Midwood High School in Brooklyn and then to Brooklyn college for 1 1/2 years.

The real enemy can always be met and conquered, or won over. Real antagonism is based on love, a love which has not recognized itself.

If you ask questions that interest you, you'll get answers that interest your audience.

While our bodies move ever forward on the time line, our minds continuously trace backward, seeking shape and meaning as deftly as any arrow seeking its mark

It's only after their death that people are truly appreciated. It's because they are true to values.

Doctors said 'go home and enjoy what little is left of your life'. He recovered.

Am I no a bonny fighter?

He couldn’t compare a woman to a torrentially beautiful monsoon, and then look surprised that he’d gotten wet.

I am giddy, expectation whirls me round. The imaginary relish is so sweet That it enchants my sense.