I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

There's a mess inside you: You clean the outside.

One of the most lucrative privileges of an empty handed is the easiness to embrace wholeheartedly!

Don't let other people tell you what you want.

If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time.

A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls

Ending poverty and ensuring sustainability are the defining challenges of our time. Energy is central to both of them.

Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.

If you want execution, hail only success. If you want creativity, hail risk, and remain neutral about success.

A real man does not think of victory or defeat. He plunges recklessly towards an irrational death. By doing this, you will awaken from your dreams.