I had sadness for breakfast.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

With determination, the dream will be fulfilled.

It is interesting to wonder whether taxonomists of the future may regret the way our generation messed around with genomes.

The one thing to remember about an adventure is that if it turns out the way you expect it to, it has not been an adventure at all.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

In my books, women often solve the problem. Even if the woman is not the hero, she's a strong character. She does change the plot. She'll often rescue the male character from some situation.

A fairytale is not an allegory. There may be allegory in it, but it is not an allegory.

Sensation is not the conduction of a quality or state of external bodies to consciousness, but the conduction of a quality or state of our nerves to consciousness, excited by an external cause.

There's an individual feminism, if you will, that you make your own choices.

Most of us die with our music underplayed...We should try to step out of our comfort zones and do the things we're capable of.

What I mean by "An Unspoken Hunger." It's a hunger that cannot be quelled by material things. It's a hunger that cannot be quelled by the constant denial.