Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

When you start to make things happen, you really begin to believe that you can make things happen. And that makes things happen.

Vice knows she is ugly, so puts on her mask.

There will be other words some other day; that is the story of my life.

My life is so filled with my children, my family, and the charitable work I do.

People aren't interested in seeing themselves as they really are.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

As I handed her the bag, the old scars on my wrist throbbed with buried memories.

Everything that lives, does so under the categorical condition of decisively interfering in the life of someone else.

I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.

Love your friends and be just to your enemies.