I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

some moments are nice, some arenicer, some are even worthwritingabout.

Your hearts know in silence the secrets of the days and nights.

Sometimes, we are unable to break free because we are held captive by divine assignment because in our problem God has given us a unique purpose.

Whether your transformation happens through trauma, surprise, or intention, the process begins because of a growing need for change.

We do not write in order to be understood; we write in order to understand.

I have a lot of books I want to write.

Faith, hope, and love remain. But the greatest of these is love.

If I never am better then Kanye, in my brain, I'm always going to be trying to be, forever and ever until the day that I die.

Disco is just pop music you can dance to.

This is life weve been given, made to be lived out, so... live out loud.