I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

A library is a hospital for the mind.

He's like the anti-Ben, but his attention is like a shot of adrenaline.

There are more men ennobled by study than by nature.

Marry me, princess. I'll give you my kingdom—small potatoes that it is.

When I work I forget all the rest.

One murder is too many. But it is important that we learn about what has been effective.

Can't complain because nobody listens.

Artists reach areas far beyond the reach of politicians. Art, especially entertainment and music, is understood by everybody, and it lifts the spirits and the morale of those who hear it.

Our experience has taught us that with goodwill a negotiated solution can be found for even the most profound problems.

I didn't know that there was such a thing as butter carving. But then, I poked around a little bit. A quick Google search will show you 55,000 images of butter carvings, and they're extraordinary.