Potatoes Quotes
Potatoes Quote of the day
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.
Somali is turning into a desert. Rwanda, you can hardly find a place to plant a potato, it's so crowded.
Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.
We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.
Peter lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.
The condition for a miracle is difficulty, however the condition for a great miracle is not difficulty, but impossibility.
If there were only turnips and potatoes in the world, someone would complain that plants grow the wrong way.
I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.
They who derive their worth from their ancestors resemble potatoes, the most valuable part of which is underground.
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.
My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.
I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things.
Prayer is good, but when baked potatoes and milk are needed, prayer will not supply their place.
One cannot live on potatoes alone. It is said that one wants bread with potatoes. And when there's no bread, a Jew takes his stick, and goes through the village in search of business.
If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I'm not here to make people look like a sack of potatoes.
People in towns are always preoccupied. 'Have I missed the bus? Have I forgotten the potatoes? Can I get across the road?
Potatoes are very interesting folks. I think they must see a lot of what is going on in the earth - they have so many eyes.
It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother and sister, son and daughter, mashed potatoes and gravy.
Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce.
Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift.
What a business is this of a portrait painter! You bring him a potato and expect he will paint you a peach.
What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.
Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.
I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.
Maybe I needed to make like a potato, winnow myself down, be part of something that was not easy, just simple.
Growing up at my grandmother's table, she always had rice. She might do something as exotic as potatoes or spaghetti, but there was still always rice, just in case you needed a little rice fix.
The life of prayer is so great and various there is something in it for everyone. It is like a garden which grows everything, from alpines to potatoes.
My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.
I despise formal restaurants. I find all of that formality to be very base and vile. I would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk.
In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it.
While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?
I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate.
If shoppers looked at crooked carrots, misshapen potatoes, slightly dinged apples or too-small peaches and thought, wow, that looks delicious, imagine the benefits for struggling farmers.
I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.
