I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

...and I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future.

Don't look my appearance, my lookMy Soul has a beautiful Grave

Of all the variables in your life, your relationships may hold the greatest power to make you happy or miserable

Silence stands between the trees, waiting for the wind's roar.

Writing is Like waking on Water, Seems not possible at all, But Only person Understand Who Feel the Walking Sound of Tears while felling from Eyes

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

I believe that photography can create great works of art, but hitherto it has been extraordinarily bourgeois and babbling. (1908)

Well, I think a lot of people just want to be famous.

And the best way to quit being concerned with yourself is to be concerned about others.

The most secure method, to ruin your health, is a SICK BED!