Lobotomy Quotes
Lobotomy Quote of the day
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy.
Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country.
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something
When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy.
As soon as a woman re- fuses to be perfectly happy doing housework eight hours a day, society has a tendency to want to do a lobotomy on her.
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
We're talking about the chemical lobotomy. We're talking about the chemical straightjacketing of our children.
The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.
I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy.
It's time to resist efforts of the American Civil Liberties Union who have conducted a religious lobotomy on this country, seeking to strip it of any vestige of religious influence.
