I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!

The point of living and of being an optimist is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

And why do we worship hindsight (as in the news media's constant rehash of the day, the week, the year) and yet distrust foresight, which actually might make a difference in our lives?

Nothing dries sooner then a teare.

Bikes and planes aren’t about going fast or having fun; they’re toys, but serious ones.

I try to put myself into unusual and difficult situations as often as I can in order to capture the element of struggle in the music.

In his own time and in his own way, the Lord will bring about his miracles.

You can go into the Library of Congress and find information on just about anything, but that doesn't do you much good unless you know what you are looking for.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.