I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

Don't let people intimidate you into downgrading your goals. They intimidate only because they are intimidated by your goals.

Communication is an art form that is crafted throughout our lives.

There can be no spirituality, according to the Sufi masters, without psychology, psychological insight and sociological balance.

Value what you have today, Rather than pricing it later....

When you’re here, an i in the Ocean, you’re no longer waiting for something to happen or to change. When you’re here you have what you seek. Your heart opens to the gift you receive, that you are.

Perhaps nothing so accurately characterizes dysfunctional families as denial.

In former days, everyone found the assumption of innocence so easy; today we find fatally easy the assumption of guilt.

I grew up, I was going I want to be Jerry Lee Lewis. Only I can't play piano and sing that good.

Unlearned men of books assume the care, As eunuchs are the guardians of the fair.

The best way to solve a problem? Try explaining it to somebody outside your field.