Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams.

So I think, if September 11 taught us anything, it taught us that we're vulnerable, and vulnerable in ways that we didn't fully understand.

After a bad opening, there is hope for the middle game. After a bad middle game, there is hope for the endgame. But once you are in the endgame, the moment of truth has arrived

The internet has been incredible in regards to the selling of my CD. I don't know how it's affected or will affect my acting career.

Irrespective of whether you suspect you are able to do a factor or not, that you are right

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

Young people must be included from birth. A society that cuts itself off from its youth severs its lifeline; it is condemned to bleed to death.

Desire can make anything into a god.

There is no season when such pleasant and sunny spots may be lighted on, and produce so pleasant an effect on the feelings as now in October.