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There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don't marry. They have abortions. They go to bars. They get knocked up again.

Laura Schlessinger

Knocked Up Quotes: "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Paul Rudd

Knocked Up Quotes: "Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it."

Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.

Harold Ramis

Knocked Up Quotes: "There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player."

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

Jessica Simpson

Knocked Up Quotes: "I think around that time I met David [Gordon Green] or, well, we all met at Superbad and Judd [Apatow] said, 'I'm thinking about having him direct [ Knocked Up].' Sounded like a good idea."

I think around that time I met David [Gordon Green] or, well, we all met at Superbad and Judd [Apatow] said, 'I'm thinking about having him direct [ Knocked Up].' Sounded like a good idea.

Seth Rogen

Knocked Up Quotes: "Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up."

Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.

Suzanne Collins

Knocked Up Quotes: "I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys."

I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys.

Judd Apatow

Knocked Up Quotes: "Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to."

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.

Pat Martin

Knocked Up Quotes: "I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out"

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

Suzanne Collins