Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

Being offended by freedom of speech should never be regarded as a justification for violence.

Joe Louis, to me, was the finest human being God put on this earth in every way.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

And if somebody's going to produce me, they should be producing my sound for me. And that's something I have to come up with myself.

I think Bush understands the Internet and the incredible expansion of global e-commerce.

Cardinal arithmetic will be quite important for us, so we spend some time on it. Since, however, it tends to be trivial, we shall not need to spend much of this time on proofs.

Managing innovation will increasingly become a challenge to management, and especially to top management, and a touchstone of its competence.

I was really interested in piano and sort of discovered that I was a writer when I was about 13 and started writing. And it was my secret thing and my passion.

If it grows on a plant, it's healthy. If it's made in a plant, don't eat it.

I don't collect anything. I collect people, I think. I'm very social and I like seeing a lot of people.