I do not read for I have renounced life, I read because one life is just not enough for me.

You will know you are in love when it doesn't matter if you sit in heaven or hell with that special someone just as long as they can make you laugh, while you put out the fires.

Morning Joe was boring. Scarborough is neither eloquent nor funny.

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

I do think there's gonna always be a group of country people that are always going to love the old traditional sound.

Sales is this cure all for this problem. Get people to give you their credit card and I guarantee you they're actually interested.

The stars are always up in the sky...then when it is perfectly black, they feel less vulnerable and out they come.

Every time I make something I think about the people who are going to see it and every time I see something, I think about the person who made it.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

I couldn't find a group that wanted to do what I wanted to do. No one was really up for it.