Credit Card Quotes

Credit Card Quote of the day

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

We must take away the government's credit card. With limits on both tax revenue and borrowing, the Federal government would finally be forced to get serious about spending cuts

I really like Iceland. One of the nicest things about it is that I hardly ever had to reach for my credit card. There's practically nothing there to go shopping for.

If you don't have the money management skills yet, using a debit card will ensure you don't overspend and rack up debt on a credit card.

A man with a credit card is in hock to his own image of himself.

Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.

If the only way you can build an emergency fund is to pay the minimum due on your credit card, that is what you need to do.

All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos.

Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward your emergency savings.

Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.

My credit card company calls me if it looks like I've bought too many hoodies and cargo pants for my kid at Old Navy.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

Humanity is living off its ecological credit card and can only do this by liquidating the planet's natural resources.

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Once you get into debt, it’s hell to get out. Don’t let credit card debt carry over. You can’t get ahead paying eighteen percent.

An American credit card is just as good in Europe as American gold used to be.

I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses your information, they are stealing the bank's money, not yours.

Money is a poor man's credit card.

In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credit cards.

Why don't we call on the credit card companies to be accountable? They need to be held accountable for their predatory lending practices.

You can have my credit card, baby, but keep your red hot fingers off of my heart, lady.

When I was young, people lived paycheck to paycheck. Today, it seems like they live from credit card payment to credit card payment.

Banks introduced the installment plan. The disappearance of cash and the coming of the credit card changed the shape of life in the United States.

You stick a credit card in a machine, and you pay $3 or whatever it is to get cash - your own money.

I can walk into a bookstore and hand over my credit card and they don't know who the hell I am. Maybe that says something about bookstore clerks.

Bank One has got one of the best credit card divisions, ... The perception of investors is that financial services stocks are affected by interest rates and they're not.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

I stupidly memorize my credit card and use it about thrice weekly for online shopping. The only reason I don't bankrupt myself is that I return about 75% of what I buy.

You don't build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can't beat the credit card companies at their own game.

Absolutely pay off your credit card debt, because a child can always get a loan to go to school, possibly a scholarship, a grant.

If you have a choice between buying something and paying down your credit card, pay down your credit card.

I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown.

Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all.

It was then I knew I'd had enough, Burned my credit card for fuel Headed out to where the pavement turns to sand With a one-way ticket to the land of truth And my suitcase in my hand

Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there's evil for you.

The world does not need another credit card.

Those carrying a credit card balance should scale back to making the minimum payment each month so they have more money to put into savings.

I was feeling very irritable. It was that difficult time of the month when the credit card statement arrives.

Evening bags should be just big enough for my phone, lipstick, house key, and credit card.

People internalize, from the jail to student loan debt, to credit card debt, to unemployment to the whole collective. It manifests itself in many ways, in people's home lives, domestic stuff.

I spent hours flipping through the stations, watching Pat Robertson preach about society’s evils and then ask people to call him with their credit card number.