I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

We must consider what Miss. Fairfax quits, before we condemn her taste for what she goes to.

The priest was Quinn's biggest danger of all.

I don't create companies for the sake of creating companies, but to get things done.

Science is a beautiful gift to humanity we should not distort it.

I was raised in a family where we were taught that the best thing you could do with your life was to really kind of push the cause of progress and justice and human rights forward.

Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?

The fairest order in the world is a heap of random sweepings.

God doesn't make orange juice, God makes oranges.

A mother is a mother all of your life,but a father is a father only when he has a wife.

I am worried that the next generation will not be able to have a real conversation.