I'd never hurt another person.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Anger, hate, blind temper, that crazy switch to destroy, all of it purified into discipline and control, the best side of boxing, Billy says.

I strongly object to wrong arguments on the right side. I think I object to them more than to the wrong arguments on the wrong side.

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position I'd have done the same.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

The financial industry is a service industry. It should serve others before it serves itself.

Context is so important, not to mimic but to become part of the place. I wanted a building that acknowledges its surroundings.

All of us black comedians are trying to be mainstream, but you don't want to lose the edge.

Never before in human history has more bad information been available to more people.

Artists, like yourself, are born with a need to express that's just innate.

If horses had controlled investment decisions, there would have been no auto industry.