I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

For those who trust, life is a blessing. For those who don't trust, life is suffering.

Being a leader is not about finding ways to get others to serve you, but knowing how to serve your followers.

I am enjoying to a full that period of reflection which is the happiest conclusion to a life of action.

Medical Device technology is truly interdisciplinary.

It is our duty to make this world a better place for women.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My father taught me how to be a parent and gave me a positive connection with men because he is a gentleman.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

Eat for nutrition and food value. Emphasize natural foods, avoid processed foods and eliminate junk entirely.