Jelly Quotes

Jelly Quote of the day

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

This thing called love, it cries like a baby in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, it shakes all over like a jelly fish. I kinda like it.

It was magic, I felt the bond between us. She was a jelly to my peanuts, Mars to Venus, The Earth to my sun, moon and stars, We added up mathematically... It's like I had a bad habit, B!

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly.

‎"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly." "really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?

Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools.

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.

By brain is meant, in the first instance, something more than the pink-grey jelly of the anatomist. It is, even to a scientist, the organ of imagination.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Once upon a time we were all born, popped out like jelly rolls forgetting our fishdom, the pleasuring seas, the country of comfort, spanked into the oxygens of death.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

I grew up in the 90s, so Ive definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens.

I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad day. I also love Jelly Bellies. But that's bad. Don't tell my mom.

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

I always called him the Dizzy Dean of music, he was so belligerent and braggadocio... But one thing I always noticed about Jelly, he would back everything he said by what he could do.

In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.

I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly.

I like my squishy, red, high-heeled Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes. They make you seem like you're much more of a go-er.

If you read enough Lionel Fanthorpe, your brain starts to turn to jelly and just dribbles out of your ears.

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

Where is the real low thing? Where are the jelly shoes that you find that are sick because they’re so great…Everything has air quotes around it now.

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.

I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly.

I closed the door. Other people got husbands and children