I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.

People perceive the divine according to their own biases. That doesn’t make the experience any less real.

There is no limitations except those we create for ourselves

There are many people in the world who really don't understand-or say they don't-what is the great issue between the free world and the Communist world. Let them come to Berlin!

Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.

If you don't pay attention to the things that have your attention, you'll give them more attention than they deserve.

There's something fundamental to the harp that has retained its appeal my whole life. It's an instrument I am just in love with.

I believe in just enriching the economy. And we're leaving so much on the table, 72 percent of the planet.

It's a sad reality if a guy like Charles Koch doesn't qualify as a role model. It's just sad.

I can't imagine playing a boring gig. Like, a boring audience without reaction, I will play against them.