I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Respecting people is an important part of life, whether it's the person doing janitorial work or the person above you. It doesn't matter who you are: I'm going to respect you.

I think there's something about the Irish experience - that we had to have a sense of humor or die.

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.

A person is really dead only when nobody thinks of him anymore.

A recursive definition does not necessarily lead to a recursive process.

Life is too precious to spend it with important people.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

That’s the secret of artistic unity. Anybody can achieve it, if he or she will make something with only one person in mind.

Slight was the thing I bought, small was the debt I thought, Poor was the loan at best - God! but the interest!

Chess is a miniature version of life. To be successful, you need to be disciplined, assess resources, consider responsible choices and adjust when circumstances change.