Hermits have no peer pressure.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works.

How long does it take man to realize that he cannot want what he wants? You have to live in hell to see heaven.

It feels like there's something for everyone in video games. It's not just a toy for a certain age group. It's steeped in the culture now.

Opposition strengthens the manly will.

Our business here is to be Utopian, to make vivid and credible, if we can, first this facet and then that, of an imaginary whole and happy world.

If you do not answer the noise and urgency of your gifts, they will turn on you. Or drag you down with their immense sadness at being abandoned.

Life is like Facebook. People will like and coments your problems, but no one will solve them because they're busy updating them.

I am lucky because my family are comfortably off. My father has his own glass business.

It doesn't take much convincing to make someone believe they're better than everyone else.

Great investments don't just knock on the door and say "buy me".