He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you're the only one that can see the genius in you, It's best you revisit the drawing board.

A piece of fabric can get me going.

Kinsey himself collected absolutely everything.

This has ever been the fate of energy in security; it takes to art and to eroticism, and then comes languor and decay.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

An old man drinks tea and reads the newspaper--forgetting age for a moment.

In the name of peace They waged the wars ain't they got no shame

Americans are brought up to believe they can grow up to be the president of the United States. Brits are told, It won't happen to you.

We need a proportional quantitative understanding of energy use, for everyone.

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding.