Americans are brought up to believe they can grow up to be the president of the United States. Brits are told, It won't happen to you.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

The prospect of death is nature's way of encouraging us to strive for greatness.

Once you learn to hit, teach yourself to never miss again.

Even the lowliest provided he is whole can be happy and in his own . way perfect.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.

I love sunglasses, I have all shapes and colors.

Travel Far, Pay No Fare... a book can take you anywhere.

It is?classic Bill Clinton, sincere and deceptive at the same time, requiring a careful reading between the lines.

Advertising becomes a dialogue that becomes an invitation to a relationship.

When people go through tragic circumstances, it's not that there is no love there, but it's so hard to deal with and sometimes the gap starts to happen.

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way