Jars Quotes

Jars Quote of the day

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

Every object, every being...is a jar full of delight.

We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure.

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.

We now know that memories are not fixed or frozen, like Proust's jars of preserves in a larder, but are transformed, disassembled, reassembled, and recategorized with every act of recollection.

Do not disregard the accumulation of goodness, saying, 'This will come to nothing.' By the gradual falling of raindrops, a jar is filled.

When the jars of clay remember they are jars of clay, the treasure within gets all the glory, which seems somehow more fitting.

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

Alas! all music jars when the soul's out of tune.

Like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness, and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar.

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

Drink from the presence of saints, not from those other jars.

Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage.

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

The Sins of Scripture is an interesting title; most people don't put sins and scripture together in the same title. It jars people.

George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar.

We stole a box of honey jars one time and went out in the woods and took care of the whole box. I don't think I touched honey again for 20 years. I never wanted to see honey again.

You know what rumors are like-like a jar full of moths. Once they escape, they're all over the place.

One night, in his cups, he drank a jar of wildfire, after telling his friends it would transform him into a dragon, but the gods were kind and it transformed him into a corpse.

Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.

I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud to say we made

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

Directing teenage actors is like juggling jars of nitro-glycerine: exhilarating and dangerous.

Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter.

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding.

my face I don't mind it, Because I'm behind it-- 'Tis the folks in the front that I jar.

Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son.

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

It is better to emit a scream in the shape of a theory than to be entirely insensible to the jars and incongruities of life and take everything as it comes in a forlorn stupidity.

I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe.

Why does everyone think that I am a cruel and insensitive man? I mean, come on, I have kids... on my desk in little jars!

So please get your rags And your polishing jars, Somebody has to go polish the stars.

there is a poetry in making preserves; the housewife has caught duration in the snare of sugar, she has enclosed life in jars.

Imagine walking into a grocery there is a jar sitting there with a lid on it saying it's not carbon. That is ridiculous. It's an empty jar.

Day and night my thoughts incline To the blandishments of wine, Jars were made to drain, I think; Wine, I know, was made to drink.

If you are rich, you have lovely cars, and jars full of flowers, and books in rows, and a wireless, and the best sort of gramophone and meringues for supper.

Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.

It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work.

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

The Shift hasn't happened yet, maybe it never will, but sometimes-just enough times to give me hope-my brain jars back into where it's supposed to be.

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.