Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Aslan: You doubt your value. Don't run from who you are.

Self-knowledge is the great power by which we comprehend and control our lives

I chose him. If I chose him, he had to be the right choice. I wouldn’t love him if it weren’t right.

I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend.

I couldn't tell if I was perspicacious or paranoid.

Nobody ever won an election by spitting at his political opponents.

There's only one remedy for crime — get rid of the psychs! They are causing it!

If somebody wants to learn their why, either you help them or send them over to their course. All of this stuff helps.

Man should be ever better than he seems.

If you can't read the scoreboard. You don't know the score. If you don't know the score, you can't tell the winners from the losers.