Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Online personal branding is not about self-promotion... it's about transferring your real world reputation into the online world.

It smelled pretty rank, but I was getting used to the smell of death, as much as anyone could get used to it.

Lonely world if you don’t have anyone to rule over.

Anything you believe you have to do or become before you can be free is a denial and distraction from the truth that you are already free.

I do believe in fate.

Art trains the mind through the eye, and the eye through the mind. As the sun colors flowers, so does art color life.

Some times your best effort just isn't good enough.

Without such a thing as fast food, there would be no need for slow food.

You're not a sucker. You're just nice. You give people the benefit of the doubt.