It smelled pretty rank, but I was getting used to the smell of death, as much as anyone could get used to it.

While it did smash, breaking a bottle over someone’s head requires a lot more force than movies had led me to believe.

Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.

This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn’t on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all.

Cause I lit him on fire, ” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.

The next time you’re waiting, redeem the time through prayer. You’ll be amazed at what you can accomplish.

Beware of that demon called 'Changing The World'.

Every man in the world is better than someone else and not as good as someone else.

Most of what's tricky about comedy is the perception of it and the audience's expectation.

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful.

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its fight channel.

Walt Disney was not a merchant of sadness.

All the things we value in society don't mean much in fiction.

Kite surfing is a great way of keeping fit. Kiting is great because you're bouncing over the waves and you're surfing the waves. I do quite long kite surfs-50 miles in a day.

Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos.