Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

If you don't fit into a box you can always try to fit into a circle.

Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors.

I kind of got into music in middle school, although at the time I didn't know it as punk music so much as just rock music.

Only learn to seize good fortune, for good fortune's always here.

The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy, the building of a house, the writing of a novel, the demolition of a bridge, and, eminently, the finish of a voyage.

The violence had broken out in both sides, but our philosophy as a party was very, very clear.

I'm one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother.

Children should observe a regular schedule for sleeping and waking up.

I'm not an artist that makes singles, I'm an artist that makes albums, and it's a totally different thing.

Ingrateful man with liquorish draughts, and morsels unctuous, greases his pure mind that from it all consideration slips.