Good wine, well drunk, can lend majesty to the human spirit.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

How brave a ladybug must be! Each drop of rain is big as she. Can you imagine what you'd do, If raindrops fell as big as you?

She wanted to hug him and at the same time she kind of wanted to slap him.

Fear is really powerful it's really useful to me.

As soon as I get my car I think I'll be going to the cinema more. Since I don't go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD.

When you have the courage to tell the truth about what you're really afraid of, fear doesn't have control over your life.

Man, as an originator of action, is a union of desire and intellect.

Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

To fine folkes a little ill finely wrapt.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

There are two types of computer languages; those that people hate and those that nobody uses.

If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian.