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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.


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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.



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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.



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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.



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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.



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Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.



Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.



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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.



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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.



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People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.





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As rust corrupts iron, so envy corrupts man.



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I believe the world is as we choose to view it. Simple as that. Our happiness is, in the end, up to us, and to no one else.




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