Lemons Quotes

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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor.

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage.

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?'

We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.

Being a singer now I have to get all fussy... I must have my ginger and lemon and all that.

I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

There is no such thing as reconstituted lemon juice, only reconstituted taste buds.

Praying is another way of singing.You plant in the tree the soul of lemons.You plant in the gardens the spirit of roses.

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health.

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

When did the lemons learn the same creed as the sun?

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

It's what I'll be singing in the morning. It won't be God Save the Ruddy King or All Things bleeding Bright and Beautiful. It'll be Orange and Lemons for Big Joe, for all of us.

I'm working on a project called Lemons, produced by Killer Films. The director has a great perspective on character development.

My father...made us shop at Goodwill. I found things to wear and got Best Dressed (in the yearbook) two years in a row. I had lemons, so I made lemonade.

Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemons off the tree! I don't want to forget who I am, what has burned in me, and hang limp and clean, an empty dress -

In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.