People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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We have a thousand possible, but only one is the target. (Nous avons mille possibles, - Mais un seul est la cible)

I've learned a lot about how people have to fight through their whole lives just to be themselves.

It's always been a lie that it's difficult to make films.

I think you have to be careful not to do too much as yourself. Otherwise you stop getting the acting roles, and at the end of the day that's what I love.

There is really no right and wrong. I recognize no right and wrong.

I'm so tired of being tired. Sure as night will follow day most things I worry about will never happen anyway.

That is the creative artist - a penalty of the creative artist - wanting to make order out of chaos.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

It's supposed to be fun, the man says 'Play Ball' not 'Work Ball' you know.