It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

I knew how one climbing the mountain of worldly success can slip down into the river below without being conscious of the descent till he is already drowning.

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

Remain close to government and away from politics. It means deal more with the authorities. And less with individuals.

You shall learn, though late, the lesson of how to be discreet.

Rights are not self-evident. They're not unalienable. They are subject to modification just like anything else.

There is... nothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs.

The effects of good music are not just because it's new; on the contrary music strikes us more the more familiar we are with it.

I think Poe had a mission to tell us what it's all about. To answer some of the great questions of life.

Don't think that I'm - I'd- I'm infallible. Will always make mistakes.

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's nonsense.