Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Boy, did she love those idiots.

Most marriages don't add two people together. They subtract one from the other.

What keeps my heart awake is colorful silence.

My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with the old lady; far from it!

I dont ever try to make a song better than my last song. I just try to make it different from my last one.

The world is now adayes, God save the Conquerour.

Hey, ugly!" Annabeth yelled. I hoped she was talking to the giant, not me.

Losing is not in my vocabulary.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

I’ve come to ask how you do it. How you feel what I know you’re feeling and then walk away like that.